My TOP 5 problems are...+some consolation posts

PROBLEMS

1. Im damn bloody bored
2. I got nomore cash to spend
3. Im missing my friends
4. Im getting further apart from my friends
5. I LOVE YOU

SOLUTIONS

1. Invite me out now
2. Give me your money now
   
3. Come back to me now
4. Sit beside me now
5. Marry me now
   

Consolation posts....

I LOVE INDIANS !!!!These 2 indians r my bodyguards...cool huh?

I love monkeys,chimpanzees and utans

My dad donated RM3000 to this brother over here....

Y so sad?