SENSITIVE JOKE,read it

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

READ THIS JOKE!!! I RATE IT 10 OUT OF 10

A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son haven't shown the
slighted indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her
house. The son came home from work, grudgingly.

Upon arriving, he found out that his mother had gathered a few beautiful
ladies at the house for him to choose whose to be his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowned telephonist-via-receptionist. he
immidiately rejected " Aiyaa... mother, when they answer telephone one, they
always say.... HOLD ON, HOLD ON........."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also"Aiyaa...
mother, this one aaa..., when taking down short hand notes from her boss,
always say..SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustation. She called a sweet, but
plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised...
"Why this one? The previous two were a lot more better looking!" He replies
" Teachers  aaa.... while teaching, always say to their pupils...REPEAT,
REPEAT AGAIN...SOME MORE, SOME MORE....!"

Her youngest son, who is 10 years old, was listening quietly all this while
at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brader aaa.....female
bus conductor more better laa....they always say..NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...
MASUK LAGI DALAM, BELAKANG KOSONG!"

MR YEW & US

We took this photo with our tuition chemistry teacher (MR.YEW) as a memory .Gd luck in chemistry.Surely will miss him n my tuition mates .