Alien or fish???COOL rite???IT is found in PENANG

50%ALIEN,50%FISH
ITS HEAD!!!
ITS TAIL,like fish

ENGLISH JOKES,like it???

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct
sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans.

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what
he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took
a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice
2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0)

MALAY JOKES,comment it !!!!

> > Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
> >
> > Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
> >
> > Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
> >
> > Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
> >
> > Murid : Faham, cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
> >
> > Murid : (senyap)
> >
> > Cikgu : Pandai!
> >
> > Murid : Bodoh!
> >
> > Cikgu : Tinggi!
> >
> > Murid : Rendah!
> >
> > Cikgu : Jauh!
> >
> > Murid : Dekat!
> >
> > Cikgu : Keadilan!
> >
> > Murid : UMNO!
> >
> > Cikgu : Salah!
> >
> > Murid : Betul!
> >
> > Cikgu : Bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Pandai!
> >
> > Cikgu : Bukan!
> >
> > Murid : Ya!
> >
> > Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
> >
> > Murid : Oh Hamba!
> >
> > Cikgu : Dengar ini!
> >
> > Murid : Dengar itu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Diam!
> >
> > Murid : Bising!
> >
> > Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
> >
> > Cikgu : Mati aku!
> >
> > Murid : Hidup kami!
> >
> > Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
> >
> > Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
> >
> > Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
> >
> > Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
> > Cikgu : Kamu gila!
> >
> > Murid : Kami siuman!
> >
> > Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
> >
> > Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
> >
> > Murid : Belum! Belum!
> >
> > Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
> >
> > Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
> >
> > Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
> >
> > Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
> >
> > Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
> >
> > Murid : Cukup ajar!
> >
> > Cikgu : Habis aku!
> >
> > Murid : Kekal kami!
> >
> > Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
> >
> > Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Belum, pandai!
> > Cikgu : Berdiri!
> >
> > Murid : Duduk!
> >
> > Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
> >
> > Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
> >
> > Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
> >
> > Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Rosak!
> >
> > Murid : Baik!
> >
> > Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
> >
> > Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
> >
> > Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

EST Presentation(houzwife robot)

We were given a task to create our own robot for EST Presentation.My group consists of me,kevin raj,ganesh and zhiwei prepared this modified clips.Actually I edited it and Kevin presented this project.Err..the rest of the two-zhiwei sponsered me a powerpoint 2007 icon that had no use.zzz.Ganesh absent on tat day.He gt plenty of MCs.W8,before tat we call ourself SafariBoyz.Hehe.We c8 annoying songs,cheers and moves.BTW,yeah our presentation gt 9.5 out of 10,highest!!!I not proud but my 2 curi tulang friends were so proud.Hehe.I will post the pic of the robot and the powerpont the next time.Now i going for football wif my buddies,no time d.Bye!!!

'SFI TALENT'

How much u luv him\her?TRY this on ur crush.Kinda true!!!Juz click on me

MY poem entitled "LIFE"