STOOL FOR MEN,hehe

SENSITIVE JOKE,read it

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

READ THIS JOKE!!! I RATE IT 10 OUT OF 10

A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son haven't shown the
slighted indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her
house. The son came home from work, grudgingly.

Upon arriving, he found out that his mother had gathered a few beautiful
ladies at the house for him to choose whose to be his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowned telephonist-via-receptionist. he
immidiately rejected " Aiyaa... mother, when they answer telephone one, they
always say.... HOLD ON, HOLD ON........."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also"Aiyaa...
mother, this one aaa..., when taking down short hand notes from her boss,
always say..SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustation. She called a sweet, but
plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised...
"Why this one? The previous two were a lot more better looking!" He replies
" Teachers  aaa.... while teaching, always say to their pupils...REPEAT,
REPEAT AGAIN...SOME MORE, SOME MORE....!"

Her youngest son, who is 10 years old, was listening quietly all this while
at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brader aaa.....female
bus conductor more better laa....they always say..NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...
MASUK LAGI DALAM, BELAKANG KOSONG!"

MR YEW & US

We took this photo with our tuition chemistry teacher (MR.YEW) as a memory .Gd luck in chemistry.Surely will miss him n my tuition mates .

Check this out,MJ with SINGH

Alien or fish???COOL rite???IT is found in PENANG

50%ALIEN,50%FISH
ITS HEAD!!!
ITS TAIL,like fish

ENGLISH JOKES,like it???

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct
sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans.

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what
he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took
a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice
2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0)

MALAY JOKES,comment it !!!!

> > Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
> >
> > Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
> >
> > Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
> >
> > Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
> >
> > Murid : Faham, cikgu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
> >
> > Murid : (senyap)
> >
> > Cikgu : Pandai!
> >
> > Murid : Bodoh!
> >
> > Cikgu : Tinggi!
> >
> > Murid : Rendah!
> >
> > Cikgu : Jauh!
> >
> > Murid : Dekat!
> >
> > Cikgu : Keadilan!
> >
> > Murid : UMNO!
> >
> > Cikgu : Salah!
> >
> > Murid : Betul!
> >
> > Cikgu : Bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Pandai!
> >
> > Cikgu : Bukan!
> >
> > Murid : Ya!
> >
> > Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
> >
> > Murid : Oh Hamba!
> >
> > Cikgu : Dengar ini!
> >
> > Murid : Dengar itu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Diam!
> >
> > Murid : Bising!
> >
> > Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
> >
> > Cikgu : Mati aku!
> >
> > Murid : Hidup kami!
> >
> > Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
> >
> > Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
> >
> > Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
> >
> > Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
> > Cikgu : Kamu gila!
> >
> > Murid : Kami siuman!
> >
> > Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
> >
> > Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
> >
> > Murid : Belum! Belum!
> >
> > Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
> >
> > Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
> >
> > Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
> >
> > Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
> >
> > Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
> >
> > Murid : Cukup ajar!
> >
> > Cikgu : Habis aku!
> >
> > Murid : Kekal kami!
> >
> > Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
> >
> > Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
> >
> > Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
> >
> > Murid : Belum, pandai!
> > Cikgu : Berdiri!
> >
> > Murid : Duduk!
> >
> > Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
> >
> > Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
> >
> > Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
> >
> > Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
> >
> > Cikgu : Rosak!
> >
> > Murid : Baik!
> >
> > Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
> >
> > Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
> >
> > Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

EST Presentation(houzwife robot)

We were given a task to create our own robot for EST Presentation.My group consists of me,kevin raj,ganesh and zhiwei prepared this modified clips.Actually I edited it and Kevin presented this project.Err..the rest of the two-zhiwei sponsered me a powerpoint 2007 icon that had no use.zzz.Ganesh absent on tat day.He gt plenty of MCs.W8,before tat we call ourself SafariBoyz.Hehe.We c8 annoying songs,cheers and moves.BTW,yeah our presentation gt 9.5 out of 10,highest!!!I not proud but my 2 curi tulang friends were so proud.Hehe.I will post the pic of the robot and the powerpont the next time.Now i going for football wif my buddies,no time d.Bye!!!

'SFI TALENT'

How much u luv him\her?TRY this on ur crush.Kinda true!!!Juz click on me

MY poem entitled "LIFE"

NOO!!! i can't trust this

This is wat my classmate(???) did to my English teacher continuosly for 5 times...

Sory,cuz i gt no time 2 update my blog 4 the time being cuz I m preparing 4 SPM.Gd luck 2 everyone.Dun be so kiasu\si.Once a while gola lepak like me.Life is more fun wif frens .DP n MP is my base.In my club(kononnya SB club),I alwayz declare school holidayz.Hehe.Ponteng is so fun.I m addicted 2 pontenging.Beside my blog there is a SPM countdown timer.Plz do come n look at it evryday.I look at it everyday 2 but I gt no stress.Duno y.Is it gd o bad?Anyway GD luck la 2 u all.

SB